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lookatme
Little Guppy



Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 36
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:05 am    Post subject: The Jokes Thread Reply with quote
I propose a thread whose purpose is the storage and display of humorous anecdotes. Very Happy
I'll start with a scottish joke

A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first
batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.

Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"

The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers
"RUN!! RUN!!"

The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The
fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The
batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run
ye lazy bastard run!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the
Scot sits back down.

A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains,
"He can't run -- he has four balls." The Scot stands up and screams:

"Walk with pride, Laddie!"
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reidjazz
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Joined: 17 Jan 2007
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Location: Colorado
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
How many people with "ADHD" does it take to change a light bulb?

"Wanna go for a bike ride?"
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Bish
King of the Jungle



Joined: 19 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:11 pm    Post subject: That's when the fight started Reply with quote
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
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"I play live as playing dead is harder than it sounds."
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sbowman128675
Growing Lion



Joined: 16 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
guy1- you know what?

guy2- what??

guy1- nothing!
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rocknout89
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Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Posts: 3
PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:06 pm    Post subject: Re: That's when the fight started Reply with quote
Bish wrote:
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....


good one. LOL.
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