Yo Momma

DENiED_drummer · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:12 am Post subject: Yo Momma

I wanna hear some of your "Yo Momma" jokes, they must be pretty *Holy Censor, Batman* good lol

Yo mommas so fat, that every time I screw her I burn my a-s-s oon the lightbulb

Yo mommas so fat, that I have to roll over twice to get off the *sometimes angry female*

Yo mommas so fat, that every time she turns around it's her Birthday

Yo mommas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

Yo mommas so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway

Yo mommas so fat, at school she sat next to everybody!

Yo mommas so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon

Yo mommas so fat she stands in 2 time zones...

That's all I can remember, post yours lol Laughing

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MrDrummerPerson · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:43 am Post subject: Re: Yo Momma

babse · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:03 am Post subject:

Your momma is so fat...
when she falls out her bed, she falls out on both sides
her belt is the equator
when she's lying on the beach, greenpeace members throw her back in the sea
you had your daily baby bath in her belly button
and so on...

MrDrummerPerson · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:15 am Post subject:

http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/your_mama_jokes.htm
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Clancey · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:32 am Post subject:

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scales, they say "one at a time please"

CAPTORofSIN · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:28 am Post subject:

"Yo mamma so fat, I role over twice and I'm still on the bit*h"

that's Eddie Murphy
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werebot · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:38 am Post subject:

Yo Momma so greasy she sweats Crisco.....

Yo Momma so dumb, since shes missing a finger she can't count past 9.

SLIPdrummerKNOT · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:19 pm Post subject:

yo mommas so old, shes older then you

radiofriendlyunitshifter · Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:07 pm Post subject:

yo momma so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out

tamazil789 · Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:17 am Post subject:

your mom goes to college
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ali · Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:22 am Post subject: d

Theres a kid in my class whos older than his dad......leap years rock

Coolbob · Emperor of the World Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 3474

Your mommas so stupid she called the operator to get the number for 911
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MrDrummerPerson · Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:27 am Post subject:

Jesse*On*Fire · Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:24 am Post subject:

-Yo momma is so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
-Yo momma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and game out with a paycheck
-Yo momma is so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and the organiser said "sorry, no proffessionals aloud"
-Yo momma is so skinny she can hoola-hoop a cheerio.