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tamazil789
King Kong
Joined: 04 Dec 2004
Posts: 2120
Location: Jupiter Florida
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your mom goes to college
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babse
King of the Jungle
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Posts: 1682
Location: Belgium
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| Your momma is so fat, ... you know what happened when she jumped in the sea in Thailand... |
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tamazil789
King Kong
Joined: 04 Dec 2004
Posts: 2120
Location: Jupiter Florida
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...she displaced water?
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paintballer687
Emperor of the World
Joined: 25 Jun 2004
Posts: 3288
Location: California Bay Area
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Yo Mama's so ugly, that she's not pretty!
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Rudiculous
Wolf
Joined: 16 May 2005
Posts: 546
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| Yo momma so ugly, compared to her I am miss world 2006.... And I am a man. |
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nirvanaautopilot
Big Lion
Joined: 16 Jul 2004
Posts: 952
Location: new jersey
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i got this one from a movie about honkies
" yo mommas so poor, her tits are real!" |
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DENiED_drummer
Tiger
Joined: 11 Mar 2005
Posts: 820
Location: Britain, Britain, Britain
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| nirvanaautopilot wrote: | i got this one from a movie about honkies
" yo mommas so poor, her tits are real!" |
lol!
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Coolbob
Emperor of the World
Joined: 17 Nov 2004
Posts: 3474
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| nirvanaautopilot wrote: | i got this one from a movie about honkies
" yo mommas so poor, her tits are real!" |
lol
Your mommas so fat when she steps outside the rest of the town gets and eclipse.
Your mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo the people think one the elephants escaped.
your mommas so ugly she lost a beauty contest to Medusa.
Your mommas so fat when she steps outside shes in the front and back yards.
your mommas so fat when she swims in the ocean people try to harpoon her.
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413X
Kitten
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 141
Location: Newcastle U.K
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yo momma is so fat, when she wear yellow jumpers people shout taxi.
yo momma is like the village bycicle, everyone gets a ride.
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Xylus
Lion King
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Posts: 1142
Location: Hamden Ct
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Your mammma is so fat the yellow book gave her her own area code
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Wazzupcrackuh
Kitten
Joined: 21 Sep 2005
Posts: 138
Location: I live in my bandroom.
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yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car    |
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paintballer687
Emperor of the World
Joined: 25 Jun 2004
Posts: 3288
Location: California Bay Area
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Yo' mamma's so fat that she's really heavy!
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Wazzupcrackuh
Kitten
Joined: 21 Sep 2005
Posts: 138
Location: I live in my bandroom.
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| yo momma's so fat that everytime she sees a schoolbus she yells TWINKIE!!! |
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Wazzupcrackuh
Kitten
Joined: 21 Sep 2005
Posts: 138
Location: I live in my bandroom.
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| yo momma is so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone cord |
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UCdrmmr
Rattlesnake
Joined: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 448
Location: Upstate new york
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yo mama so fat, when we went to walmart, she tripped over kmart and landed on target.
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yo mama so fat, the army sent her to afganistan to find Osama, but when she got their they thought the world was ending because she blocked out the sun |
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