Favorite lines from "Monty Python"

Wazzupcrackuh

It's simple post your favorite lines from ANY Monty Python movie.

I'll start.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

007david · Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:50 pm Post subject:

How much do you hate the romans?
A lot.
Alright, you're in.
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So with that title, do I Godwin every thread now?
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes.
19-0-8-0 8-0 19-0-4 13-17-13 12-15-7-25-25-5-9

The Beat Trustees · Cobra Joined: 13 May 2005 Posts: 481 Location: SoCal

(Cool, I rented that movie yesterday!)

This is from Holy Grail, right after sir... Bedavire, I think? is being "rescued" from the castle Anthrax.

"Bet you're Gay"
"No I'm Not"[/i]
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Drum Machines have no soul

earthquake · Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:07 am Post subject:

Tis only a flesh wound!

Jbonham69 · Goldfish Joined: 05 Dec 2005 Posts: 55

Shut UP!

You cant expect to weild supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

WILL YOU SHUT UP!

Look, If I went around sayin I was emperor, just because some moistned bint had lobed a scimitar at me, theyd put me away!

BLOODY PEASANT!

OH WHAT A GIVE AWAY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? IM BEING REPRESSED, COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERIT IN THE SYSTEM!!

(when king arthur is talking to the peasant.)

Olie · Hamster Joined: 26 Oct 2005 Posts: 84 Location: canada

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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who drum?
olie drum.

AEnema · Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject:

We are the knights who say: ni!

random white person · Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject:

"We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights who say...Eki Eki Putang Woop!"
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phantompong · Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:30 pm Post subject:

I blow my nose at you!
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If you don't like it, you can just *Golly Gee* off! - Keith Moon's last words

Drummers are subject to physical laws of nature. One of them states that if you drop a wing nut, it will roll under the bass drum. - Roy Burns

stewbacca · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:31 am Post subject:

"Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
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Wazzupcrackuh · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject:

COME BACK HERE!!!!!!
I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!

lilblakdak · Labrador Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Posts: 313

But I'm not quite dead yet.
Every sperm is sacred...........

Wazzupcrackuh · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject:

Does she go eh? Does she go?

She sometimes goes, yes.

I'll bet she does. I'll bet she does.

Wazzupcrackuh · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject:

To get across this bridge, you must answer me these questions three.
What is your name? Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail.
What...is the capital of Assyria? I-I don't know that! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Wazzupcrackuh · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:24 pm Post subject:

This is an ex-parrot!!! (thump)