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the_drumstick_chick
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Joined: 13 Jun 2005
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Location: Bonnie Scotland
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mayb it magically disappeared  |
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Clancey
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Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 2974
Location: London, England
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| paintballer687 wrote: | | Okay, I have a hard one. A stoner was left in a room with a pound of weed. An hour later, the weed was gone. What happened to it? |
Well this is what he told his friends when they got there:
I wanted to make sure there was enough weed to share with all of you guys, so I it on the fire surround so I wouldn't forget where it was. I went to the toilet and when I came back it had fallen in the fire and burnt. That's why it's smokey and smells of weed in here. |
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deedubyas
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Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 1161
Location: Claremore, OK
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| paintballer687 wrote: | | Okay, I have a hard one. |
me too.
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| 007david wrote: | | So if I did that full body thing I'd go from glowy alien to flourescent turd? So much for that practical joke. |
V'z abg rira fher jul guvf penc rkvfgf |
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the_drumstick_chick
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Joined: 13 Jun 2005
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Location: Bonnie Scotland
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Wazzupcrackuh
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Joined: 21 Sep 2005
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Location: I live in my bandroom.
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I got a riddle for all of you. bare with me noone has been able to answer this on the first try. ok here we go. (this requires a two word answer)
What is it, if it has never been, never is, and never will be? |
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styles2281
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Joined: 23 Feb 2004
Posts: 6677
Location: Manchester, CT
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non-existant
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"I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information" - Calvin of Bill Waterson's "Calvin and Hobbes" |
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Wazzupcrackuh
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Joined: 21 Sep 2005
Posts: 138
Location: I live in my bandroom.
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| I take it back. you am so smart smrt i mean s-m-a-r-t |
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CAPTORofSIN
King of the Jungle
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Posts: 1786
Location: Lousy So Cal.
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What is it, if it has never been, never is, and never will be? |
William Hung? ahah
| wazzupcrackuh wrote: | | I take it back. you am so smart smrt i mean s-m-a-r-t |
is this a simpsons reference?
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nutty_bar
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Joined: 27 Jun 2004
Posts: 2572
Location: Hoosier State
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| wazzupcrackuh wrote: | I got a riddle for all of you. bare with me noone has been able to answer this on the first try. ok here we go. (this requires a two word answer)
What is it, if it has never been, never is, and never will be? |
Are you speaking of a Super Bowl win for DSR's Redskins?? 
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Wazzupcrackuh
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Joined: 21 Sep 2005
Posts: 138
Location: I live in my bandroom.
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Nope.
You'll all hate me for this but i got a math riddle for you.
I tell you now this answer has over a whole bunch of numbers, or something close to it. (I have answered this)
Here we go.
You buy 99 female cows and 1 male(giving you a total of 100).
every year the bull impregnates the 99 females.
each female has 2 more females (giving you 297. Do you see how to do it? If you can get this part the rest is easy.) Anyways, how many cows will he have AFTER the twentieth year? |
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Wazzupcrackuh
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Joined: 21 Sep 2005
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Location: I live in my bandroom.
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By the way i didn't mention that the bull impregnates the younger ones either. All off the cows are females exept the one.
If this makes ABSOLUTELY no sense to you, e-mail me and ill tell you how to do it.
My e-mail is fulo@sbcglobal.net |
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The Beat Trustees
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Joined: 13 May 2005
Posts: 481
Location: SoCal
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If you assume none have died, and not including the bull, 102,279,009,096 (I Think)
WAY more than there are people in the world. What a lucky bull 
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Wazzupcrackuh
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Joined: 21 Sep 2005
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Location: I live in my bandroom.
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| very good guess but your off by a couple billion. how did you try to solve it? |
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rockgod
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Joined: 30 Apr 2005
Posts: 1147
Location: Where ever I may roam!
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I've got a riddle that has never been answered yet.
If you lost your brain, would you want it back, and if you got it back, would it be the same?
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Wazzupcrackuh
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Joined: 21 Sep 2005
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Location: I live in my bandroom.
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First, to answer mine. the correct number of cows is 345, 191, 655, 699(700 with the bull).
Dang, thats a lot!
Now for rockgod's riddle
(I think stupidly) ITS IMPOSSIBLE. you'd be dead |
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