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Pbassred
Little Guppy
Joined: 15 Mar 2004
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Location: N. London
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 Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:25 am Post subject: Not even a drummer! |
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I just came a while ago to learn, browes, get a handle on the drummers psyche, and maybe even find a local rhythm pal. Thought I'd better say Hi.
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styles2281
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Joined: 23 Feb 2004
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Location: Manchester, CT
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:22 am Post subject: |
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A NON DRUMMER!!! KILL HIM!!!!
Hey, Nice to meet you. Per usual, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask, and most of us will be happy to answer (I won't, of course, guarantee that any of the answers will be helpful, though).
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metal head
Fierce Wolf
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 581
Location: Olive Branch, MS, just south of Memphis, TN
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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the drummers psyche........... we beat stuff to make noise because we're angry about our very best friends taking our girlfriends and f*cking them. they are our very best friends, so beating drums is the most constructive way to take out our anger instead of shooting our best friends to death and then go to jail. but when beating drums isn't enough, we can beat their face with the biggest drumsticks we own. but we got to make sure we dont overdo it because we dont want to beat our best friend's face so that bad that we go to jail anyways. we got to do it just right.
that is why people play drums. if it weren't for our best friends taking our girlfriends and f*cking them, there wouldn't be such a thing as percussion, so that means today's best drummers would probably be playing other instruments and sucking at them, which would mean a lot of bands would suck, and every1 would try to kill the bands that suck, and those bands will form their own underground government, and go to war with the rest of the world just to make sure they survive, and both sides will fight to a stand-still, and the crappy bands would destroy the world with nuclear bombs of bad music. and then every1 will think of noise as good music.
and we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?
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styles2281
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Location: Manchester, CT
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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| metal head wrote: | the drummers psyche........... we beat stuff to make noise because we're angry about our very best friends taking our girlfriends and f*cking them. they are our very best friends, so beating drums is the most constructive way to take out our anger instead of shooting our best friends to death and then go to jail. but when beating drums isn't enough, we can beat their face with the biggest drumsticks we own. but we got to make sure we dont overdo it because we dont want to beat our best friend's face so that bad that we go to jail anyways. we got to do it just right.
that is why people play drums. if it weren't for our best friends taking our girlfriends and f*cking them, there wouldn't be such a thing as percussion, so that means today's best drummers would probably be playing other instruments and sucking at them, which would mean a lot of bands would suck, and every1 would try to kill the bands that suck, and those bands will form their own underground government, and go to war with the rest of the world just to make sure they survive, and both sides will fight to a stand-still, and the crappy bands would destroy the world with nuclear bombs of bad music. and then every1 will think of noise as good music.
and we wouldn't want that to happen, would we? |
Hmmm...issues much? 
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metal head
Fierce Wolf
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 581
Location: Olive Branch, MS, just south of Memphis, TN
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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| styles2281 wrote: | | metal head wrote: | the drummers psyche........... we beat stuff to make noise because we're angry about our very best friends taking our girlfriends and f*cking them. they are our very best friends, so beating drums is the most constructive way to take out our anger instead of shooting our best friends to death and then go to jail. but when beating drums isn't enough, we can beat their face with the biggest drumsticks we own. but we got to make sure we dont overdo it because we dont want to beat our best friend's face so that bad that we go to jail anyways. we got to do it just right.
that is why people play drums. if it weren't for our best friends taking our girlfriends and f*cking them, there wouldn't be such a thing as percussion, so that means today's best drummers would probably be playing other instruments and sucking at them, which would mean a lot of bands would suck, and every1 would try to kill the bands that suck, and those bands will form their own underground government, and go to war with the rest of the world just to make sure they survive, and both sides will fight to a stand-still, and the crappy bands would destroy the world with nuclear bombs of bad music. and then every1 will think of noise as good music.
and we wouldn't want that to happen, would we? |
Hmmm...issues much? |
i am creative in my own twisted yet funny way   
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Pbassred
Little Guppy
Joined: 15 Mar 2004
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Location: N. London
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I thought that drummers were about jumping in and out of bands without notice and *Have a Nice Day**king OTHER guy's girlfriends.
Either I misunderstood or you're doing it wrong.
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metal head
Fierce Wolf
Joined: 10 May 2007
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Location: Olive Branch, MS, just south of Memphis, TN
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| Pbassred wrote: | I thought that drummers were about jumping in and out of bands without notice and *Have a Nice Day**king OTHER guy's girlfriends.
Either I misunderstood or you're doing it wrong. |
(shhhh, no1 but drummers are supposed to know that.) 
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