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sbowman128675
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo mama's so fat I had to roll her in powder to find the wet spot
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gigeoffro
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo mammas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.
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alekssandro_thegreat
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo mamma so fat that she has to get baptised at sea world
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sbowman128675
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo Momma so Smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
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Drummerxcore
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo, mamma is soo cheap that when the garbage truck goes down the street she rus after it with her shopping list.

beat that
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sbowman128675
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.




buahahahahah(#@*^!@(*#@!(#
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rocknout89
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mine is your momma's so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.
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sbowman128675
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo mamma smells....*runs away*
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gigeoffro
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo mamma so fat.... well... shes just really fat
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sbowman128675
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo mamma talks on the phone soo much that she really needs to look out for her phone bill. cause when she sees it, shes so *Holy Censor, Batman* poor shes gonna be like "number 31 std, here we come"
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Bish
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sbowman128675 wrote:
yo mamma talks on the phone soo much that she really needs to look out for her phone bill. cause when she sees it, shes so *Holy Censor, Batman* poor shes gonna be like "number 31 std, here we come"


Shocked
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sbowman128675
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bish wrote:
sbowman128675 wrote:
yo mamma talks on the phone soo much that she really needs to look out for her phone bill. cause when she sees it, shes so *Holy Censor, Batman* poor shes gonna be like "number 31 std, here we come"


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simon
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a little late in the day

Yo mamma's so stupid she plays bass guitar
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