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lookatme
Little Guppy
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 36
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 Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:05 am Post subject: The Jokes Thread |
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I propose a thread whose purpose is the storage and display of humorous anecdotes. 
I'll start with a scottish joke
A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first
batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"
The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers
"RUN!! RUN!!"
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The
fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The
batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run
ye lazy bastard run!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the
Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains,
"He can't run -- he has four balls." The Scot stands up and screams:
"Walk with pride, Laddie!" |
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reidjazz
Tadpole
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
Posts: 27
Location: Colorado
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How many people with "ADHD" does it take to change a light bulb?
"Wanna go for a bike ride?"
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Bish
King of the Jungle
Joined: 19 Oct 2005
Posts: 1861
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject: That's when the fight started |
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
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"I play live as playing dead is harder than it sounds." |
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sbowman128675
Big Lion
Joined: 16 Dec 2006
Posts: 967
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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guy1- you know what?
guy2- what??
guy1- nothing!
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rocknout89
Newbie Alert
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Posts: 3
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject: Re: That's when the fight started |
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| Bish wrote: | I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started..... |
good one. LOL. |
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shorty-country
Tadpole
Joined: 15 Oct 2008
Posts: 16
Location: Scotland
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A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatās full Oā coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
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